Fish Jokes
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
"I'm off the hook!"
Why don't fish like basketball?
Cause they're afraid of the net
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
What do you call a fish with a tie?
soFISHticated
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A Loan shark!
How do you make an Octupus laugh?
With ten-tickles
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
Just for the halibut!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because there afraid of the net.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
Autotuna
Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her?
To fish for compliments.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Good morning ladies.
What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall?
Damn!
Whats the best way to catch a fish?
Have some one thow it at you.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell a whale of a tale.
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