Yo Mama So Strong Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Strong Jokes 

Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later. 

Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter. 

Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud 

Yo mama's so strong she can blow a bubble with Jolly Ranchers 

Yo mama so strong she drink Nutella through a straw! 

Yo mama's so strong she makes Chuck Norris look like me. 

Yo momma so strong, that DC Comics wanted her to be Wonder Woman. 

Yo Momma so strong she ran the Boston Marathon wearing ankle weights 

Yo momma so strong I thought she was your dad. 

Yo mama so strong, the last person who hit on her is dead. 

Yo mama so strong she can survive a severe allergic reaction without going to the hospital or an Epi-pen. 

Yo mama so strong she eats jaw breakers like marshmallows. 

Yo momma so strong, she can turn peanuts into peanut butter "You Think You Strong? 

You'll Never Be Half The Man Yo Mama Was! 

Yo mama's fart is so strong, she farted in China and became the reason behind them eyes. 

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Yo Mama Science Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. 

Yo mama is fat that scientists are worried she's helping the earth become a black hole. 

your mom is so stupid she thought she had to go to the dentists to get Bluetooth 

Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. 

Yo momma so fat when she bent over people thought she was the full moon. 

yo mama so fat Steven Hawking based his black hole theory on her ass crack. 

Your mama so fat she needs longitude and latitude lines to find her own asshole! 

Yo mama so fat she has her own ozone layer 

Yo mama so fat that she plays hopscotch like this: "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune" 

Yo mama's so stupid that she took her computer to the doctor cause it had a virus! 

Yo mama so small that she can be only seen through an electron microscope. 

Yo momma is so fat, when she falls down it connects North and South America 

Yo mama so fat that when she wore a Blue dress people thought the sky was falling. 

Your mama is so fat when we went on the weight scale It showed the Infinity sign. 

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity. 

your mama is so dirty, when she farted in the liquor store, the CDC came and quarantined everybody. 

Yo mama so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper. 

Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINOcologist. 

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Yo Mama So Hip Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama So Hip Jokes

Your mom is so hip, she won't even talk to a guy unless he has a man bun. 

Yo momma so hip, she thinks skinny jeans and flannel is business casual. 

Yo mama so hip none of her favorite songs are available on iTunes. 

Yo mama so hip she only buys organic cucumbers in brine because pickles are too mainstream. 

Yo momma so hip, she doesn't need money because she's an urban forager. 

Yo momma so hip she wraps presents in plaid wrapping paper. 

Yo momma so hip, she's a contributor at music blogs like "Gorilla Vs. Bear" and "Stereogum". 

Yo mama so hip that every piece of clothing she has is from a thrift store. 

Yo mama so hip, she had a Tumblr, Blogspot, Wordpress, Ello, and Pinterest account before you did. 

Your mom is so cool, nothing she owns can be found at a mall. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's known for her strong sense of irony and sarcasm. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's a sommelier at a wine bar. 

Yo mama so cool, she has scooter luggage just in case the airport doesn't allow hoverboards. 

Yo mama so hip, shes a vegetarian that grows all her food in a garden. 

Your mama is so hip, she's a political advisor for Bernie Sanders. 

Yo mama is so hip, she has more plaid shirts than yo daddy. 

Yo mama so hip, she only buys fair trade coffee from an indie coffee shop. 

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Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List

Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Your mama jokes

Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet. 

Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside. 

Yo momma house is so small, her welcome mat only says "Well!" 

Yo momma house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside. 

Yo momma's house so small when she put the key in the front door she stabbed 5 people in the hallway. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard. 

Yo mama is so short she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome". 

Yo mama's house is so small, she eats her meals off a dime 

Yo mama's house is so small that when I first saw it I thought it was a dollhouse. 

Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door. 

Yo momma house is so small that when you walk in you already came out 

yo mama's house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room