Yo Mama Science Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Matthew McConaughey went interstellar around her black ass.

Yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuse her of global warming

Yo Momma so fat she use a round pizza box for a diaphram.

Your mom is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe.

Yo momma such a smart ass she threw her watch out the window, just to see if it could intelligently evolve into a bird.

Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass.

Yo mama is so ugly that when scientists saw her, they labeled her a biohazard.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to space, Jupiter became one of her moons.

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts. Yo momma so fat, that one side of her lives in a parallel universe.

You're momma is so fat she used saturns rings for a hoola hoop and golf with its moons

Yo mama is such a slut that around her electrons have a positive charge.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA qualified her as a planet

Yo mama so hairy she is a failed experiment in mutation.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat that, inside her is a galaxy!

Yo mamma so hairy when she went to a zoo she was placed behind bars and was classified as an endangered species.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test!

Yo momma so fat that she has a gravitational pull

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her private parts that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo Mama's Glasses--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's Glasses

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. 

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. 

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can solve mysteries faster than Velma on Scooby Doo. 

Yo momma is so ugly--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo momma is so ugly

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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Batman wears black.

Yo mama so ugly she made the Joker stop laughing

Yo momma so old she knew Nick Fury when both of his eyes worked.

Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Doom

Yo mama so ugly when she puts on her Superman costume people yell out Bizzaro.

Yo Mama so short she became a sidekick to Ant-Man

Yo mama so fat when she joined the Avengers, she destroyed New York City.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Captain America was an American sailor

Yo momma so ugly she put Deadpool to shame.

Yo mama so old she knew Captain America before he was frozen in a glacier

Yo mama is so fat, when the Flash tried to run around her, he died before he could even get halfway.

yo mama so ugly when she joined the Legion of doom Lex Luthor made her leader which the justice league could not help

Yo mama so ugly her blood is the main ingredient in Kryptonite

Yo momma so ugly she's the reason way Dr. Doom wears a mask.

Yo mama so mean that when she wears green people think she's the Incredible Hulk.