Yo Mama Science Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Matthew McConaughey went interstellar around her black ass.

Yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuse her of global warming

Yo Momma so fat she use a round pizza box for a diaphram.

Your mom is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe.

Yo momma such a smart ass she threw her watch out the window, just to see if it could intelligently evolve into a bird.

Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass.

Yo mama is so ugly that when scientists saw her, they labeled her a biohazard.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to space, Jupiter became one of her moons.

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts. Yo momma so fat, that one side of her lives in a parallel universe.

You're momma is so fat she used saturns rings for a hoola hoop and golf with its moons

Yo mama is such a slut that around her electrons have a positive charge.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA qualified her as a planet

Yo mama so hairy she is a failed experiment in mutation.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat that, inside her is a galaxy!

Yo mamma so hairy when she went to a zoo she was placed behind bars and was classified as an endangered species.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test!

Yo momma so fat that she has a gravitational pull

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her private parts that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."