Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 12, 2016

Yo Mama So Hip Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama So Hip Jokes

Your mom is so hip, she won't even talk to a guy unless he has a man bun. 

Yo momma so hip, she thinks skinny jeans and flannel is business casual. 

Yo mama so hip none of her favorite songs are available on iTunes. 

Yo mama so hip she only buys organic cucumbers in brine because pickles are too mainstream. 

Yo momma so hip, she doesn't need money because she's an urban forager. 

Yo momma so hip she wraps presents in plaid wrapping paper. 

Yo momma so hip, she's a contributor at music blogs like "Gorilla Vs. Bear" and "Stereogum". 

Yo mama so hip that every piece of clothing she has is from a thrift store. 

Yo mama so hip, she had a Tumblr, Blogspot, Wordpress, Ello, and Pinterest account before you did. 

Your mom is so cool, nothing she owns can be found at a mall. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's known for her strong sense of irony and sarcasm. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's a sommelier at a wine bar. 

Yo mama so cool, she has scooter luggage just in case the airport doesn't allow hoverboards. 

Yo mama so hip, shes a vegetarian that grows all her food in a garden. 

Your mama is so hip, she's a political advisor for Bernie Sanders. 

Yo mama is so hip, she has more plaid shirts than yo daddy. 

Yo mama so hip, she only buys fair trade coffee from an indie coffee shop. 

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