Yo Mama Science Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. 

Yo mama is fat that scientists are worried she's helping the earth become a black hole. 

your mom is so stupid she thought she had to go to the dentists to get Bluetooth 

Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. 

Yo momma so fat when she bent over people thought she was the full moon. 

yo mama so fat Steven Hawking based his black hole theory on her ass crack. 

Your mama so fat she needs longitude and latitude lines to find her own asshole! 

Yo mama so fat she has her own ozone layer 

Yo mama so fat that she plays hopscotch like this: "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune" 

Yo mama's so stupid that she took her computer to the doctor cause it had a virus! 

Yo mama so small that she can be only seen through an electron microscope. 

Yo momma is so fat, when she falls down it connects North and South America 

Yo mama so fat that when she wore a Blue dress people thought the sky was falling. 

Your mama is so fat when we went on the weight scale It showed the Infinity sign. 

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity. 

your mama is so dirty, when she farted in the liquor store, the CDC came and quarantined everybody. 

Yo mama so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper. 

Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINOcologist. 

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