Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List
Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi
Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?
Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
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