Yo Mama So Strong Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Strong Jokes 

Yo mama's so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later. 

Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter. 

Yo momma so strong, she can do the backstroke in mud 

Yo mama's so strong she can blow a bubble with Jolly Ranchers 

Yo mama so strong she drink Nutella through a straw! 

Yo mama's so strong she makes Chuck Norris look like me. 

Yo momma so strong, that DC Comics wanted her to be Wonder Woman. 

Yo Momma so strong she ran the Boston Marathon wearing ankle weights 

Yo momma so strong I thought she was your dad. 

Yo mama so strong, the last person who hit on her is dead. 

Yo mama so strong she can survive a severe allergic reaction without going to the hospital or an Epi-pen. 

Yo mama so strong she eats jaw breakers like marshmallows. 

Yo momma so strong, she can turn peanuts into peanut butter "You Think You Strong? 

You'll Never Be Half The Man Yo Mama Was! 

Yo mama's fart is so strong, she farted in China and became the reason behind them eyes. 

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Yo Mama Science Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. 

Yo mama is fat that scientists are worried she's helping the earth become a black hole. 

your mom is so stupid she thought she had to go to the dentists to get Bluetooth 

Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. 

Yo momma so fat when she bent over people thought she was the full moon. 

yo mama so fat Steven Hawking based his black hole theory on her ass crack. 

Your mama so fat she needs longitude and latitude lines to find her own asshole! 

Yo mama so fat she has her own ozone layer 

Yo mama so fat that she plays hopscotch like this: "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune" 

Yo mama's so stupid that she took her computer to the doctor cause it had a virus! 

Yo mama so small that she can be only seen through an electron microscope. 

Yo momma is so fat, when she falls down it connects North and South America 

Yo mama so fat that when she wore a Blue dress people thought the sky was falling. 

Your mama is so fat when we went on the weight scale It showed the Infinity sign. 

Yo mama is so dumb she got awarded the nobel prize for stupidity. 

your mama is so dirty, when she farted in the liquor store, the CDC came and quarantined everybody. 

Yo mama so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper. 

Yo momma so old, she has to see a DINOcologist. 

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Yo Mama So Hip Jokes That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama So Hip Jokes

Your mom is so hip, she won't even talk to a guy unless he has a man bun. 

Yo momma so hip, she thinks skinny jeans and flannel is business casual. 

Yo mama so hip none of her favorite songs are available on iTunes. 

Yo mama so hip she only buys organic cucumbers in brine because pickles are too mainstream. 

Yo momma so hip, she doesn't need money because she's an urban forager. 

Yo momma so hip she wraps presents in plaid wrapping paper. 

Yo momma so hip, she's a contributor at music blogs like "Gorilla Vs. Bear" and "Stereogum". 

Yo mama so hip that every piece of clothing she has is from a thrift store. 

Yo mama so hip, she had a Tumblr, Blogspot, Wordpress, Ello, and Pinterest account before you did. 

Your mom is so cool, nothing she owns can be found at a mall. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's known for her strong sense of irony and sarcasm. 

Yo mama is so hip, she's a sommelier at a wine bar. 

Yo mama so cool, she has scooter luggage just in case the airport doesn't allow hoverboards. 

Yo mama so hip, shes a vegetarian that grows all her food in a garden. 

Your mama is so hip, she's a political advisor for Bernie Sanders. 

Yo mama is so hip, she has more plaid shirts than yo daddy. 

Yo mama so hip, she only buys fair trade coffee from an indie coffee shop. 

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Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List

Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Your mama jokes

Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet. 

Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside. 

Yo momma house is so small, her welcome mat only says "Well!" 

Yo momma house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside. 

Yo momma's house so small when she put the key in the front door she stabbed 5 people in the hallway. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard. 

Yo mama is so short she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome". 

Yo mama's house is so small, she eats her meals off a dime 

Yo mama's house is so small that when I first saw it I thought it was a dollhouse. 

Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door. 

Yo momma house is so small that when you walk in you already came out 

yo mama's house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room 

Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. 

Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. 

Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom. 

your momma got a credit card pussy, everybody swipe through it 

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed 

Yo Mommas like the neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her 

Yo momma such a slut, she dont need the internet she already world wide 

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree everyone puts Balls on her 

Yo mama's such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she's a professional chode juggler. 

Yo mama like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day 

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. 

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. 

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page. 

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Funniest yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so loving that I wish she was my mama! 

Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice). 

Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer, she put the detergent industry out of business. 

Yo mama so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America! 

Yo mama's like a puppy... everybody wants to give her a hug. 

Yo mama so nice that she donated a kidney to an orphan and saved his life. 

Yo mama so nice she gave me all of your birthday presents. 

Yo momma so fat and jolly, a kid asked her if she ate Santa Clause. 

Yo mama happier than a bus full of retards at Chuckie Cheese. 

Yo momma is so sweet and thoughtful, I wish she was mine. 

Your momma is so nice, she makes Martha Stewart look like a tool. 

Your mama so cute and cuddly cats share pics of her. 

Your Momma so nice that she rarely, if ever makes fun of your weight. 

Yo Momma so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it. 

Yo momma so nice, you should appreciate all the things she does for you. 

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so sexy, she needs an inhaler, cause she's got that ass ma! 

Yo momma so hot all the neighborhood boys bought her yoga pants for Christmas. 

Yo momma so gorgeous, if she was a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside her. 

Yo mama so hot, her bone structure is giving my "bone" structure. 

Yo mama such a hot blonde, her eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! 

Yo momma so hot, she's like a dictionary and I want her to blow my mind. 

Yo mama so hot, if she was spaghetti I would want her to meat my balls. 

Your mama is so hot, that even Donald Trump tried to date her. 

Your mama so fine, she makes my testicals do the macarena. 

Yo mama so hot she can fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit. 

Yo mama so hot, Levi's should pay her ass a royalty. 

Yo Mama is so hot she gave everyone in One Direction, one erection 

Yo momma so hot she Makes Curves Great Again. 

Yo mama so hot everyone thinks her instagram is photoshopped. 

Yo momma is a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. 

Yo mama so hot, yo daddy became an astronaut because she wanted someone "out of this world". 

Yo mama so fine, when god made her the other angels got jealous. 

Yo momma so hot everyone wants to know the name of her plastic surgeon. 

Yo mama so pretty you didn't read this joke.

 yo mama so hot when yo daddy called the fireman, they couldnt put her out. 

Yo momma so hot she's the reason all your friends are eskimo brothers. 

Yo mama is so hot, everytime we meet I need a cold shower. 

Yo mama must be a parking ticket because she got fine written all over her. 

Yo mama so hot her address is the middle of the equator. 

Yo momma is so hot it's impossible for her to make an ugly face. 

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LESSON LEARNED

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"

Yo Mama Jokes Clean But That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Jokes Clean But That Make You Laugh

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”

Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.

Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.

Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

Yo Mama So Dirty--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. 

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! 

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. 

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. 

Yo mama so dirty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds 

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. 

Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners. 

Your mama is so dirty, that her cat got crabs instead of fleas. 

Yo mama is so dirty a drop of dawn and yo mom is gone 

Yo mama is so dirty, her house became insect AND pesticide-free. 

Yo mama so dirty I went to her house and got robbed by a rat, raped by a roach, and sat on a old piece of bread! 

Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice. 

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts. 

Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex. 

Yo mama so dirty she went to your school and the principal dropped out 

Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach 

Yo mama so dirty the dirt on the ground look better than her 

yo mamma is so dirty her radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty" 

Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS 

Yo mama so dirty when she took a deuce she got arrested for killing her toilet 

Yo mama so dirty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass 

Yo momma so dirty when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill. 

Yo mama so dirty that even a car wash can't clean her 

Yo mama so dirty she carries a hornet nest in her purse

 Yo Mama So Dirty, Everytime She Talked, Her Breath Said, "Run N****!" 

Yo Mama So Dirty, that when terrorists kidnapped her, the CIA was afraid ISIS acquired a biological weapon. 

Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner 

Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap 

Yo momma so diabetic and has so much gingivitis she drinks water and spits fruit punch. 

Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like chocolate 

Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it 

Yo mama is so dirty that people use her bath water as a chemical weapon! 

Yo Mama So dirty She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down! 

Investment Advice Jokes

Investment Advice 

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $16.00. 

With Enron, you would have $12.50 of the original $1,000.00 invested a year before bankruptcy.. 

With WorldCom, you would have less than $4.00 left. 

If you invested $1000.00 with Bernie Madoff you would have $0 

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $215.00. 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

Lisa Lampanelli Stand Up Jokes --Hilarious Clean Jokes

Lisa Lampanelli Stand Up Jokes 

Me and my black boyfriend, Daryl, just celebrated our two-year anniversary. 

Come on, folks, two years -- that's nine and a half years in black. He's not technically a lawyer, but he's got three court cases next week. (about her boyfriend) With a big guy, it's good. 

You always know when they're ready for sex, 'cause naked, he looked like one of them butterball turkeys with the little pop-up timer. 

You know how your guy's underwear says, 'BVD'? His said, 'Boulevard.' He was so fat, he used Twinkies for suppositories.

 I was sweating like Kathy Lee at a Carrot Top look alike contest He was a very nice guy, very supportive, like Oprah's husband ... Gayle [King] . 

Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers I see Eddie Griffin is here tonight, I don't know much about you Eddie, but I do know I love your brothers Damon and Marlon

 [Wayans] Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the grand prize was fire 

Yo Mama Is So Hip--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Hip

Yo mama is so hip, if she's not listening to Lana Del Ray or Marina & The Diamonds you've probably never heard of them. 

Yo momma so hip she knows multiple ways to tie a scarf.

 Yo momma so hip that early adopters look to her for what to buy next. 

Yo mama is so hip, she has a degree in music, art, and fashion. 

Yo mama so hip she plays instruments nobody has even heard of. 

Yo mama is so hip, she drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, grows all her food, and everything she owns is from a thrift store. 

Yo momma is so hip, people think she's from the Brooklyn suburb of Williamsburg. 

Yo momma is so hip, she knows about obscure bands even before they are on Pitchfork. 

Yo mama so hip, that even her dog wears a scarf.

 Your mom is so hip, she forced you to get a job at Urban Outfitters just for the discount. 

Yo mama so cool, she rollin and they hatin. 

Yo mama is so hip, she is either wearing a 5 inch heel or Converse sneakers. 

Yo mama so hip, all she does is namedrop obscure bands that you've never heard of. 

Yo momma so hip, she founded Ello because Tumblr became too Mainstream. 

Your mom is so hip, she has more Instagram followers than you do.

 Your mom is so hip, she won't even talk to a guy unless he has a man bun. 

Yo momma so hip, she thinks skinny jeans and flannel is business casual. 

Yo mama so hip none of her favorite songs are available on iTunes.

 Yo mama so hip she only buys organic cucumbers in brine because pickles are too mainstream. 

Yo momma so hip, she doesn't need money because she's an urban forager. 

Yo momma so hip she wraps presents in plaid wrapping paper. 

Yo momma so hip, she's a contributor at music blogs like "Gorilla Vs. Bear" and "Stereogum".

 Yo mama so hip that every piece of clothing she has is from a thrift store. 

Yo Mama Science Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Science Jokes

Yo mama so fat, Matthew McConaughey went interstellar around her black ass.

Yo mama so smelly when she farts people accuse her of global warming

Yo Momma so fat she use a round pizza box for a diaphram.

Your mom is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe.

Yo momma such a smart ass she threw her watch out the window, just to see if it could intelligently evolve into a bird.

Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass.

Yo mama is so ugly that when scientists saw her, they labeled her a biohazard.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to space, Jupiter became one of her moons.

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts. Yo momma so fat, that one side of her lives in a parallel universe.

You're momma is so fat she used saturns rings for a hoola hoop and golf with its moons

Yo mama is such a slut that around her electrons have a positive charge.

Yo mama is so fat, NASA qualified her as a planet

Yo mama so hairy she is a failed experiment in mutation.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat that, inside her is a galaxy!

Yo mamma so hairy when she went to a zoo she was placed behind bars and was classified as an endangered species.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born the doctors had to give her a pregnancy test!

Yo momma so fat that she has a gravitational pull

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her private parts that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo Mama's Glasses--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama's Glasses

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. 

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. 

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can solve mysteries faster than Velma on Scooby Doo. 

Yo momma is so ugly--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo momma is so ugly

best yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Batman wears black.

Yo mama so ugly she made the Joker stop laughing

Yo momma so old she knew Nick Fury when both of his eyes worked.

Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Doom

Yo mama so ugly when she puts on her Superman costume people yell out Bizzaro.

Yo Mama so short she became a sidekick to Ant-Man

Yo mama so fat when she joined the Avengers, she destroyed New York City.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Captain America was an American sailor

Yo momma so ugly she put Deadpool to shame.

Yo mama so old she knew Captain America before he was frozen in a glacier

Yo mama is so fat, when the Flash tried to run around her, he died before he could even get halfway.

yo mama so ugly when she joined the Legion of doom Lex Luthor made her leader which the justice league could not help

Yo mama so ugly her blood is the main ingredient in Kryptonite

Yo momma so ugly she's the reason way Dr. Doom wears a mask.

Yo mama so mean that when she wears green people think she's the Incredible Hulk. 

Yo Mama So Mean Jokes--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Mean Jokes

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Yo mama so mean the only letters of the alphabet she knows is PMS.

Yo mamma so mean, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster.

Yo mama so mean they don't give her happy meals at McDonalds.

Yo momma so fat and mean, she ate Mr. Grouper and made the Bubble Guppies cry.

Yo mama so mean I added her name in a text and it auto corrected to bitch.

Yo mamma so mean she drinks a bottle of your tears.

Yo mama so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.

Yo momma so mean she takes more steroids than A-Rod, just to give you a proper whopping.

Yo mama so fat and mean that her only friend on Facebook is McDonald's.

Yo mama so mean she told your friends at school you had lice, when you wouldn't rub her hairy feet.

Yo mamma so mean even Simon Cowell is afraid to say anything bad about her.

Yo mama so mean that when she wears green people think she's the Incredible Hulk.

Yo mama so mean, that Regina from "Mean Girls" is her sister.

Yo mamas such a bitch that Gordon Ramsey didn't even like her.

Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol

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Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire

Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them

Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving

your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away. 

Yo Mama So Fat Army--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Army

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Yo mama so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run

Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat in the summer, people use her belly button as a swimming pool.

Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger

Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks she'd be a housing project.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

"You cant have a brother or a sister "Why?" "Yo mama so fat your daddy got squished in the process!"

Your mom is so fat that she can't fit in this joke. 

Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat The Highway Patrol

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Yo momma her porta potty is bigger than my house

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire

Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them

Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving

your mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.