Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List

Funniest Yo Mama Jokes List 

Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

Yo mama so dumb she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi

Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's House Is So Small Jokes Funny

Your mama jokes

Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet. 

Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window. 

Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside. 

Yo momma house is so small, her welcome mat only says "Well!" 

Yo momma house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone inside. 

Yo momma's house so small when she put the key in the front door she stabbed 5 people in the hallway. 

Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard. 

Yo mama is so short she wakes up in a lego house singing "Everything is Awesome". 

Yo mama's house is so small, she eats her meals off a dime 

Yo mama's house is so small that when I first saw it I thought it was a dollhouse. 

Yo mama's house is so small, the front and back doors are the same door. 

Yo momma house is so small that when you walk in you already came out 

yo mama's house so small that when she was eating in the kitchen her elbows were in the living room 

Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. 

Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. 

Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom. 

your momma got a credit card pussy, everybody swipe through it 

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed 

Yo Mommas like the neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her 

Yo momma such a slut, she dont need the internet she already world wide 

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree everyone puts Balls on her 

Yo mama's such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she's a professional chode juggler. 

Yo mama like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day 

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. 

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. 

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page. 

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Funniest yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so loving that I wish she was my mama! 

Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice). 

Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer, she put the detergent industry out of business. 

Yo mama so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America! 

Yo mama's like a puppy... everybody wants to give her a hug. 

Yo mama so nice that she donated a kidney to an orphan and saved his life. 

Yo mama so nice she gave me all of your birthday presents. 

Yo momma so fat and jolly, a kid asked her if she ate Santa Clause. 

Yo mama happier than a bus full of retards at Chuckie Cheese. 

Yo momma is so sweet and thoughtful, I wish she was mine. 

Your momma is so nice, she makes Martha Stewart look like a tool. 

Your mama so cute and cuddly cats share pics of her. 

Your Momma so nice that she rarely, if ever makes fun of your weight. 

Yo Momma so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it. 

Yo momma so nice, you should appreciate all the things she does for you. 

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so sexy, she needs an inhaler, cause she's got that ass ma! 

Yo momma so hot all the neighborhood boys bought her yoga pants for Christmas. 

Yo momma so gorgeous, if she was a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside her. 

Yo mama so hot, her bone structure is giving my "bone" structure. 

Yo mama such a hot blonde, her eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! 

Yo momma so hot, she's like a dictionary and I want her to blow my mind. 

Yo mama so hot, if she was spaghetti I would want her to meat my balls. 

Your mama is so hot, that even Donald Trump tried to date her. 

Your mama so fine, she makes my testicals do the macarena. 

Yo mama so hot she can fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit. 

Yo mama so hot, Levi's should pay her ass a royalty. 

Yo Mama is so hot she gave everyone in One Direction, one erection 

Yo momma so hot she Makes Curves Great Again. 

Yo mama so hot everyone thinks her instagram is photoshopped. 

Yo momma is a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. 

Yo mama so hot, yo daddy became an astronaut because she wanted someone "out of this world". 

Yo mama so fine, when god made her the other angels got jealous. 

Yo momma so hot everyone wants to know the name of her plastic surgeon. 

Yo mama so pretty you didn't read this joke.

 yo mama so hot when yo daddy called the fireman, they couldnt put her out. 

Yo momma so hot she's the reason all your friends are eskimo brothers. 

Yo mama is so hot, everytime we meet I need a cold shower. 

Yo mama must be a parking ticket because she got fine written all over her. 

Yo mama so hot her address is the middle of the equator. 

Yo momma is so hot it's impossible for her to make an ugly face. 

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LESSON LEARNED

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"