Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Yo Mama Such A Slut Jokes Funny

Your momma jokes

Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles. 

Yo mama such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. 

Yo mama's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom. 

your momma got a credit card pussy, everybody swipe through it 

yo momma is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed 

Yo Mommas like the neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her 

Yo momma such a slut, she dont need the internet she already world wide 

Yo momma's like a Christmas tree everyone puts Balls on her 

Yo mama's such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama's such a slut, she's a professional chode juggler. 

Yo mama like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day 

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick Jokes Funny

Funny yo mama jokes

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she turns them around she can see yesterday. 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them. 

Yo mamas glasses so thick she can see past the horizon line of a black hole 

Yo momma glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them. 

Yo mama so blind she couldn't even see god as her lord 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can read all 7 Harry Potter books at the same time. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can watch old movies in technicolor. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she knows exactly whats inside Taco Bell Beef. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you when your going to get a pimple a week in advance. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see a rainbow on a sunny day. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you what your son looks like before he's born. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can learn five different languages all at once. 

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can tell you how gay the Twilight books are, before ever turning a page. 

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Yo Mama So Nice Jokes Funny

Funniest yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so loving that I wish she was my mama! 

Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice). 

Yo mama's so full of joy and cheer, she put the detergent industry out of business. 

Yo mama so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America! 

Yo mama's like a puppy... everybody wants to give her a hug. 

Yo mama so nice that she donated a kidney to an orphan and saved his life. 

Yo mama so nice she gave me all of your birthday presents. 

Yo momma so fat and jolly, a kid asked her if she ate Santa Clause. 

Yo mama happier than a bus full of retards at Chuckie Cheese. 

Yo momma is so sweet and thoughtful, I wish she was mine. 

Your momma is so nice, she makes Martha Stewart look like a tool. 

Your mama so cute and cuddly cats share pics of her. 

Your Momma so nice that she rarely, if ever makes fun of your weight. 

Yo Momma so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it. 

Yo momma so nice, you should appreciate all the things she does for you. 

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Yo Mama So Hot Jokes Short

Your momma jokes

Yo mama so sexy, she needs an inhaler, cause she's got that ass ma! 

Yo momma so hot all the neighborhood boys bought her yoga pants for Christmas. 

Yo momma so gorgeous, if she was a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside her. 

Yo mama so hot, her bone structure is giving my "bone" structure. 

Yo mama such a hot blonde, her eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! 

Yo momma so hot, she's like a dictionary and I want her to blow my mind. 

Yo mama so hot, if she was spaghetti I would want her to meat my balls. 

Your mama is so hot, that even Donald Trump tried to date her. 

Your mama so fine, she makes my testicals do the macarena. 

Yo mama so hot she can fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit. 

Yo mama so hot, Levi's should pay her ass a royalty. 

Yo Mama is so hot she gave everyone in One Direction, one erection 

Yo momma so hot she Makes Curves Great Again. 

Yo mama so hot everyone thinks her instagram is photoshopped. 

Yo momma is a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. 

Yo mama so hot, yo daddy became an astronaut because she wanted someone "out of this world". 

Yo mama so fine, when god made her the other angels got jealous. 

Yo momma so hot everyone wants to know the name of her plastic surgeon. 

Yo mama so pretty you didn't read this joke.

 yo mama so hot when yo daddy called the fireman, they couldnt put her out. 

Yo momma so hot she's the reason all your friends are eskimo brothers. 

Yo mama is so hot, everytime we meet I need a cold shower. 

Yo mama must be a parking ticket because she got fine written all over her. 

Yo mama so hot her address is the middle of the equator. 

Yo momma is so hot it's impossible for her to make an ugly face. 

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LESSON LEARNED

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"

Yo Mama Jokes Clean But That Make You Laugh

Yo Mama Jokes Clean But That Make You Laugh

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

Yo mama is so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate reads: “Expired”.

Yo momma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mama is so poor, she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her grey swimsuit at the beach the whales call her name.

Yo mama is so fat, her bellybutton has an echo.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, you miss 20 minutes of your show.

Yo mama is so fat, she beeps when she backs up.

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama is so poor, when a cigarette is stepped on, she said,”Hey, who turned off the heater?”

Yo mama is so fat, the army stole her pants for a parachute.

Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth.

Yo momma is so fat, when she went to space, NASA said they found a new planet.

Yo mama’s house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama is so fat, when a bus hit her, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

Yo Mama So Dirty--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. 

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. 

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! 

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. 

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. 

Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. 

Yo mama so dirty and smells so bad, she was entered in the hunger games and won within 30 seconds 

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. 

Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners. 

Your mama is so dirty, that her cat got crabs instead of fleas. 

Yo mama is so dirty a drop of dawn and yo mom is gone 

Yo mama is so dirty, her house became insect AND pesticide-free. 

Yo mama so dirty I went to her house and got robbed by a rat, raped by a roach, and sat on a old piece of bread! 

Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice. 

Yo momma so dirty she spent a Night at the Museum and archaeologists needed to unearth all the artifacts. 

Yo mama so nasty her breath smells like donkey sex. 

Yo mama so dirty she went to your school and the principal dropped out 

Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach 

Yo mama so dirty the dirt on the ground look better than her 

yo mamma is so dirty her radio plays only one song Chamillionaires "Ridin Dirty" 

Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS 

Yo mama so dirty when she took a deuce she got arrested for killing her toilet 

Yo mama so dirty third world countries eat the cheese from the crack of her ass 

Yo momma so dirty when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill. 

Yo mama so dirty that even a car wash can't clean her 

Yo mama so dirty she carries a hornet nest in her purse

 Yo Mama So Dirty, Everytime She Talked, Her Breath Said, "Run N****!" 

Yo Mama So Dirty, that when terrorists kidnapped her, the CIA was afraid ISIS acquired a biological weapon. 

Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner 

Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap 

Yo momma so diabetic and has so much gingivitis she drinks water and spits fruit punch. 

Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like chocolate 

Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it 

Yo mama is so dirty that people use her bath water as a chemical weapon! 

Yo Mama So dirty She Make Right Guard Turn Left, Secret Tell It All, And Speed Stick Slow Down!