Yo Mama Is So Poor--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Poor

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Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.


Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."


Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!


Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"


Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.



Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.


Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.


Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."


Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.


Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.


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Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!

Yo Mama Is So Nasty--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Nasty

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Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign around her neck that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo Mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo Mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out. 

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

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Yo Mama Is So Ugly--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Ugly

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Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. 

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back 

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" 

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Yo Mama Is So Fat-- Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Is So Fat

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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell 

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres. 

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone 

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

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Yo Mama Has--Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama Has

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Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

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